About Me
- About Me: It's a blog I use to write things I shouldn't say out loud.
More About Me
- Nicknames: Sambo, Samsonite, Sam-a-lam-a-ding-dong
- Interests: journalism, sushi, writing, hearing/making strange noises, lifting weights, water, The Far Side, how-to books, jogging along busy roads for attention, YouTube, staring at other drivers in my rearview mirror at stoplights
- Expertise: daydreaming like a Pisces should
- Occupation: writer / social media editor
- Industry: Marketing
Movies
- Favorite Movies: Shaun of the Dead, Into the Wild, Hot Fuzz, Young Frankenstein, Airplane!, Scream, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, Rear Window
- Actor that would play me in a movie: Mo' Nique
Television
- Favorite Shows: Mystery Science Theater 3000, The Office, Upright Citizens Brigade, South Park, The Simpsons, Kids in the Hall, Strangers with Candy, Mad TV, Seinfeld
- Favorite Channels: National Geographic, Discovery, HGTV
Books
- Favorite Books: Cat's Cradle, A Night to Remember, Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim, Me Talk Pretty One Day, Catch-22, World War Z, The Zombie Survival Guide, Dispatches from the Edge
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Ah, I see you have your old profile picture and unlocked your entries. Is this signs you may be returning? -
I miss reading your entries mr fish! I also miss some of your older entries. Your blog always makes me laugh -
Write a song using Big Show's "Hot Bot Woman"! -
I stopped using xanga for awhile, but I still come back just to read your blogs. Hilarious, outrageous, and original. You are my Blog-Idol! -
I was looking at the pictures... because I was bored... Funny Miley pics :D She did something recently... she like "juked" her hair stylist... That'd be funny... -
我第2隻派台作品, support吓la^^ 都係上次個女生唱的~ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1A0eNxFjSQo -
Hey, Happy Belated Birthday! Thanks for the laughs. From A Complete Stranger :) -
˙pɹɐoqʇɐɥɔ ɹnoʎ uo ʇuǝɯɯoɔ uʍop ǝpısdn uɐ ƃuıʌɐǝן ǝʞıן ʇןǝɟ ʇsnɾ ı -
Nice new prof pic. I would have written so on your latest blog, but it seemed odd to put up under the topic of rape. =b -
Hi Sam, Thanks for being my friend. Just started this year and am still figuring my way around. I like the way you thing. Oh, and Happy New Year!!!




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