It's been two months since my last song, and since that Britney Spears chick is apparently making her comeback, I figured I might as well make my return to the music scene. And let me just say, what a return it is.This one's called "Xanganizer", which is a horribly-sung parody of "Womanizer" by Britney Spears. In her song, she talks about guys who hit on and disrespect women. My song, however, is dedicated to the people who go around to various blogs on Xanga and leave disrespectful comments, otherwise known as "trolls".I tried mimicking Spears' voice the best I could, which is basically impossible considering how much her voice is digitized and synthesized. In the end, I came out sounding like a sassy, cigarette-smoking robot. Remember, I am NOT responsible for any hearing loss or mental anguish this song may cause. So without further ado, here it is! Don't worry - I've provided you with the lyrics, since I know you'll want to sing along, mostly to cover up my voice. Oh, and if you want to get back at any Xanganizers, just give them the link to this song. I think that'd be a fairly good way to torture them. Enjoy...
(Audio at the bottom)
Xanga troll,
Where ya from, your momma's basement?
I know you
eat Elmer's glue, your skin is pasty
You can play with your wiener, but that doesn't
get you a job
Your ass is broke, your ass is broke, baby.
Look at you
Can't even do a single push-up
Baby, you
You want the world to know you're fed up
Leavin' comments with big words
Your dick's so small, it is absurd
You compensate, compensate baby.
Xanganizer
Xanga-Xanganizer
You're a Xanganizer
Oh, Xanganizer
Oh, you're a Xanganizer, baby
You you you are
You you you are
Xanganizer, Xanganizer, Xanganizer, Xanganizer
O-M-G L-M-A-O Your life's an epic fail, haha.
O-M-G L-M-A-O Your life's an epic fail, haha.
(You) You call me douche bag
(You) You love complaining.
(You) But no one reads you
(You) You Xanganizer
O-M-G L-M-A-O Your life's an epic fail, haha.
O-M-G L-M-A-O Your life's an epic fail, haha.
(You) You say I'm stupid.
(You) I know I'm stupid.
(You) You're nothin' but a
(You) Xanganizer
Toilet bowl
That's where the jocks put you in high school.
Feel bad for you
Since everyone thinks you're a big tool
I guess when you've had one too many swirlies,
you resort to making fun of blogs.
Xanga blogs,baby.
"No e-Props"
That's what you tell me in your comment
But I know you
You prob'ly smell like old cat vomit
I guess there's just no use in bathing, since
you hate the outside world
Your social skills, are lacking, baby.
Xanganizer
Xanga-Xanganizer
You're a Xanganizer
Oh, Xanganizer
Oh, you're a Xanganizer, baby
You you you are
You you you are
Xanganizer, Xanganizer, Xanganizer, Xanganizer
O-M-G L-M-A-O Your life's an epic fail, haha.
O-M-G L-M-A-O Your life's an epic fail, haha.
(You) The Asians hate you
(You) You get no footprints
(You) You're just so bitter
(You) You Xanganizer
O-M-G L-M-A-O Your life's an epic fail, haha.
O-M-G L-M-A-O Your life's an epic fail, haha.
(You) You say I'm stupid.
(You) I know I'm stupid.
(You) You're nothin' but a
(You) Xanganizer
Maybe if you weren't such a total turd sandwich
(Xanganizer, Xanganizer, Xanganizer, Xanganizer)
It would be all good
And maybe I would be your sub
But you suck so I don't
You
Xanganizer
Xanga-Xanganizer
You're a Xanganizer
Oh, Xanganizer
Oh, you're a Xanganizer, baby
You you you are
You you you are
Xanganizer, Xanganizer, Xanganizer, Xanganizer
O-M-G L-M-A-O Your life's an epic fail, haha.
O-M-G L-M-A-O Your life's an epic fail, haha.
(You) Your grandma hates you
(You) Your hamster bites you.
(You) Your sister beats you
(You) You Xanganizer
O-M-G L-M-A-O Your life's an epic fail, haha.
O-M-G L-M-A-O Your life's an epic fail, haha.
(You) You say I'm stupid.
(You) I know I'm stupid.
(You) You're nothin' but a
(Moo?) Xanganizer
O-M-G L-M-A-O Your life's an epic fail, haha.
O-M-G L-M-A-O Your life's an epic fail, haha.
Xanganizer
Xanga-Xanganizer
You're a Xanganizer
Oh, Xanganizer
Oh, you're a Xanganizer, baby
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Comments (361)
Thank you for bringing the serious xanganizing problem to people's attention. There should be a charity group for this.
So when if your greatest hits cd coming out?
I LOVE YOU.
honest to god, yr my hero.
i want this. on my ipod. :D
O-M-G-L-M-A-O. I can't believe how many time I just heard the word xanganizer, but I'm fairly certain it's enough to get it in the dictionary.
This would be funny if in the middle of you singing this your mom walks in and says "What are you doing?!?"
Only we can appreciate your singing abilities here Sam!
the new Weird Al?
lmao!
i love this parody! and some people have some serious troll-issues.
great song.
have you ever tried getting a record deal, it'd be so ftw, you'd be known all around the world in no time. 
@CaKaLusa - I Would Agree.
O-M-G-L-M-A-O it's another hit!
best song ever.
you win at life.
NICE.
lol... tis funny stuff!!!!!!!!!!!
That's hilarious! I love it.
I can't quit laughing-I love it!
Lol, this is great.
O-M-G-L-M-A-O! epic funniness.
Love it,you should get a xanny award for this,
You are sooo talented.
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Pure genius, that was awesome
Well at least the vocals aren't as bad as the original.
downloadable? hmmmm?
your songs are funny and full of win. please keep writing them!!!
What a sexy song!
See you on Top Blog with this as it is a song gem to share.
5 more songs...you got yourself the first xangan album.